Omfg... STOP NOW

Cust: do you have the sale bras here?
EM: no, there available on line but I can mail order them for you

(later)
Cust: I'm not on line, being big busted it's cheaper for me to get them in the sale
EM: like I said I can mail order them for you
Cust: but I live in Peterborough...
EM: that's ok, they get sent straight to you
Cust: is there a charge for that
EM: nope
Cust: do I need a fitting for them? I've shopped with you for a year and I've been fitted...
EM: well if you still feel like the ones you have are still fitting then you could just order that size or get a fitting for a rough size...
Cust: they do fit, but some of them I bulge out the top of... so I could just try a 32gg on?
EM: yes and see how you get on...

(later)
Cust: I've been really silly, I've tried this on in a 32gg and it's completely the wrong size, I just looked in the label of the one I'm wearing
JT: did you want a fitting?
Cust: oh... I don't think so, I'm just going to go back upstairs if that's ok...
JT: ok...?