The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Wednesday, 5 October 2011

Genie bra

Completely fucktarded idea for a softcup bra with no clasps and no adjustability to the straps (a similar design was described as having a limit of a d/dd...)




Gets rid of back fat!
Really? Do you want to look a bit closer???




"totally fashionable and comfy!"
Right, and having it showing under your sparkly top is cutting fashion...




"I'm a 34c, it's totally impossible to find that size off the rack! I end up in bras that give me four boobs"
Yep, can totally see that, and totally see why!




"you will feel great in this seam free style that gives you that smooth look under your favourite sweaters"
You might need to zoom in but check out the lumps on the sides of her boobs from the fillets you get with this to give you 'uplift'




LIES!!! Even with it being us sizes!!!




From left to right...
34dd, 36dd, 38dd, 32dd
How does that work with miss 34dd looking smaller than miss 32? Also miss 36 was complaining that her normal bra didn't give her any uplift... And where's the uplift now?




36c apparently... Sexy bra show going on... And a beautiful outline of the fillets you have to shove in to make your boobs do anything...

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