The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Friday, 21 October 2011

Lie to me

Cust: can I have a fitting?
EM: it's going to be in about forty minutes, so about ten to three...
Cust: oh... Is there nothing sooner?
EM: no, thats the next time the fitters are free again
Cust: you only have one fitter?
EM: no, we have three but they're all in fittings
Cust: oh, your pretty busy then, I'll put my name down for that one... Do they all fit the same?
EM: do... Do what fit the same?
Cust: the bras
EM: no, that's why we allocate twenty minutes per fitting as we don't just sling a tape measure round you we fit each bra individually to you
Cust: yes...
EM: so if I just take your first name
Cust: (gives name)
EM: and have you been fitted by us before?
Cust: no... Actually that's a lie, I've been fitted for a swim suit. The fitter said that I would need a different size...
EM: yes, but the principle is still the same...
Cust: ok, good, what time was that again?
EM: ten to three




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