The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Wednesday, 19 October 2011

Naughty deed of the day

Workman: we left a jumper here can we have it back?
KM: (phone) can they have their blue jumper back?
EM: (phone) sure, JT will bring it up
(JT holds it out with a finger, pulling a face)
JT: this thing?
EM: yeah... Hang on, are the glittery letters still there?
JT: yeah...
EM: run it on them...
JT: what? (waves jumper at the letters) like this?
EM: like this (rubs jumper on them with force) here...
(JT holds up jumper that is now covered in glitter, JT takes it up and hands it to him folded neatly so glitter doesn't show)
JT: here you go!
Workman: thanks

(later)

EM: we covered his jumper in glitter!
KM: is that what you were doing! I thought you were taking a suspiciously long time!



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