JT: oh my god, a load of witches are trying on. I said to them "I'll be with you in a minute" while I'm helping these five other ladies and one of them said "well... When you find a moment..." (said in a sarcastic voice by cust) ERGH! Hanger in the face! I wish I had a house to drop on you!
EA: throw a glass of water on them...
JT: (on radio as JT walks into stockroom) I'm sorry GP we don't have any of the pink ones down here... (looks at spanx crate and sees all the pink ones in a crate underneath. JT turns to EM) oh... They are there... Shit...
JT is writing down a code that GP has buzzed down. A customer starts walking to the stairs...
JT: sorry! I can talk to you! I was just writing down a code from my colleague upstairs
Cust: it's ok, I've just read the poster and it says you don't do fittings... (the massive poster by the desk)
JT: oh no, we do...
Cust: that's not what the poster says...
JT: it just says we don't use measuring tapes, we use other ways to find your size...
Cust: so you do do fittings?
JT: yes...
Cust: oh...
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