It's thicko Thursday!

Lady comes down the stairs in a dark blue coat, dark blue jeans and a high-vis sleeveless jacket on.
JJ: oh! Are you here to read the meter?
Cust: no, I'm here for a fitting...

When JJ was trying to tell us what happened she kept saying that she thought she was here to mead the Rita!






Cust: this doesn't even remotely fit (fyn2 in a 34ff) can you get me one that does?
JT: did you want me to check it on you might need another size because it will fit differently to your normal bra...
Cust: what's the point of that? (being checked) why would I need another size when I'm a 34ff
JT: some bras do come up differently...
Cust: but I'm a 34ff, so if you brought out another size then it wouldn't be my size...

Same cust as above: you took my bra
JT: oh, I don't think I did
Cust: yeah you took my bra
JT: the one you came in wearing? I don't think so...
Cust: (looks at floor) oh yeah! There it is!