The retards strike back

Cust: I usually have front fastening bras as I can't get my arms round to do them up behind me
MR: we don't do any front fastening ones but we can fit it nice and loose so you can turn it round
Cust: that's the problem, I can't do that either...
MR: ah... Well what shall we do?

Cust: have you got a tape measure? I just want to check if my rib cage has expanded as I'm struggling to get these 30HH done up (trying on pnm2 and pnk4, she came in wearing an fa60)


Cust1: I want the bikini tops to these bottoms and also any more like this (starts rubbing the pants to the electric zebra) something in a silky cotton... And I'll try the big spotty tankini if you have it
EM: ok, what size?
Cust: 32e
EM: ok, (turns to other customer) and your after this (takes paper)
Cust2: yes it's the tankini to match these (holds up the bottoms to the big spot tankini)
EM: ok I'll go and fetch these...
(EM comes back with everything)
EM: (to cust1) ok here are yours, if you want to go through to any of the first six that are free to try them (cust1 goes off)
Cust2: oh! I think you've got my tankini! (starts going off after cust1)
EM: (to cust2) and this is yours
Cust2: oh were trying on the same thing...
EM: yep...


Cust: I need a halterneck bra for a dress which I have with me, I've got the plunge one but I hate the moulding as I always fall out of it no matter what size I have...
EM: ok, well all the ones that we have at the moment are going to be moulded, there is one due in that's not moulded but (checks catalogue) it should have been in end of June but it's nit here yet
Cust: oh I hate moulding...
EM: what about this one (points in catalogue) it comes up over the bust...
Cust: ok, I'll give it a go in a 32ff
(bra given to cust who goes to try it after whinging a bit)
Cust: (with dress and pnk1 on) look it's just too high and I hate the moulding, it just creases on me...
MR: ah, EM anything you can suggest?
EM: unfortunately we only have moulded at the moment, I mean have you tried John Lewis?
Cust: yes they don't have anything
EM: rigby and peller?
Cust: oh... Maybe...