The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Thursday, 21 July 2011

Stock woes

EA: right, this is faulties and damaged from yesterday. The rest is cardboard and these are the magic knickers... No... There not magic knickers, there £3 knickers...


EM: look, there are loads in here... (starts throwing bras behind her towards EA)
EA: stop throwing dirty bras at me!
JJ: errr! That's disgusting!


EA: what's this? Faulty because couldn't remove strap? (fyw4) SERIOUSLY! ARRRGGH! oh look! That's one strap removed... Ah, and there's the other one removed! And someone's spilt coffee on it! It smells ok though...


EA: faulty stitching and faded... And what the fuck is that?
(oily stain on print out)





EA: well worn... I wrote that... It's gone green...
EM: oh, let's have a look, I think this is the one I had to touch... (sniffs near the clear bag) you can smell the bo from here...


JT: I took up a 36hh to GP and then she buzzed down and told me it was a 36h, so I took another one and that was a 34hh and she said "I don't think you understood what I meant..." and I was like ARRGH! I'm going to the same rail, picking up a white au01 and bringing it to you FROM THE SAME RAIL!


Pn53 with a written label for a pnb5, it was one that three people had been looking for...
EM: is this a pn53? It's got the bits under the wire?
EA: oh my fucking god! Really! Why would you do that!


EA has been looking for three pn84's that have been adjusted out under EM's code. EM knows nothing about them. After looking and not being able to find them EA gives up and moves onto looking for something else...
EA: I'm looking for a pink t-shirt that VG took out of stock yesterday...
EM: ooooh! Have you tried the office? There's one in there...
EA: ahhh, I haven't checked for anything in there...
(later)
EA: YAAAAYYYYY! look what I found!
(the pn84's)


EM: (looking at a pn53st) fabric breakdown?! Where!? I can't see anything? Is this it?! Because the bits under the wire have curled up? IS THAT IT?!?
eA: (sings) welcome to my nightmare... I'm sure you will enjoy it...

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