The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Sunday, 10 July 2011

We speako no englisho

Cust: can I have this in black and white?
JT: do you want two black ones as you already have the black one on?
Cust: no
JT: ok well I'll just get you the white one
Cust: and the black one
JT: you already have the black one so I'll just get you the white one
Cust: so where do I order them?
JT: you don't need to order them as you have them here
Cust: do they get sent to my house?
JT: you don't need to order them, you can take them home with you today as you have them in your hand

Cust: do you have any off the shoulder bras?
JT: do you mean strapless?
Cust: no
JT: ok, what do you mean?
Cust a bra with straps that sit on your arms not on your shoulders
JT: your best bet is a strapless, like the one you came in wearing
Cust: will that look ok with off the shoulder dresses?
JT: yep, as there are no straps

Cust: (comes to the desk after her fitting) can I go upstairs
EM: yes...

MR: has the fya1 been discontinued?
EM: yeah
MR: so if we haven't got it here that's it
EM: pretty much
MR: ah, this woman's very pushy
EM: she's very foreign, that might be why she seems pushy?
MR: no, she's very pushy and very foreign...
EM: oh dear, bad combination




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