Liar

Cust: what size are these?
JT: 34
Cust: I thought you were going to say that. There supporting me so much better than 36's

JT: (in stockroom) I've just told this lady I've been fitting her into 34's and I haven't. They have been 36's.
EM: did you not realise you were going to the 36 rails?
JT: nope... It's only when I went to look for 34 back bikinis that I went 'err... hang on... what have I just put her in?'
EM: what are you going to do?
JT: I don't know...!
(later)
JT: it's ok, I told her but I blamed it on a new girl putting them away in the wrong place...