Fucktard Friday

JH: can you get this strap off here?
EM: I'll give it a go... (tries for 5 minutes) I don't think this is going to come off...
Cust: I've been trying and I can't do it either...
EM: well we could mail order you one...
Cust: I need to try it on
EM: it will be exactly the same as this...
Cust: I haven't tried this on again yet
EM: oh, well try this on as this strap will just hang down the back so it won't interfere with the front and then you can decide...

EM: how can I help?
Cust: I'd like to get some bikinis
EM: are these the ones you like? (looking at the two bikini briefs she has)
Cust: well what I'm looking for is something that isn't too moulded, the bottoms are completely plain, not tie side, I dont like ties but halternecks are ok.
EM: ok, what size are you looking for?
Cust: well I was fitted a week ago and I was a 32dd but some bras were too small so I needed a bigger size...
EM: (writes down 32dd) ok, I'll go and have a look for some
Cust: and I need the bottoms in about a 12, they should be fine don't you think?
EM: sure, is that what you have those in?
Cust: no, I think these are smalls whatever that means...
EM: that's about a 10
Cust: oh I didn't do very well then!
(EM finds bikinis for her to try and a bit later she asks for help)
Cust: what do you think to this?
EM: it looks a bit small, I think we might need to try a bigger size...
Cust: oh ok...
(EM comes back with bigger size and cust has another bikini on, again way too small)
Cust: what about this?
EM: again it's small
Cust: well I got this when I was fitted (picks up bra) and it's a...
EM: (looks at lable) 32f... So it's two cup sizes bigger than what your trying on...
Cust: it looks massive...
EM: try this as I only had an f in the stock room... (turns out to be perfect)