Weekend woes

JT is in the toilet and over hears this lovely snippet of conversation
"I shagged a well ugly bird last night"

Cust: did you not have the other one?
EM: I didn't in the stockroom but I'm just checking if it's available, how was that one?
Cust: too big round the middle
EM: was the cup big?
Cust: no that looked ok
EM: (brings up web page) ok well then the 32e is available
Cust: the e would be too big
EM: If you go down a back size you go up in the cup and if that one was ok in the cup it would be the e in a 32 which is available
Cust: oh, well I'm usually a dd and the cup on this there was room when I pulled the back so a 32dd would be fine...
EM: ok... Well unfortunately the dd is sold out...


Cust: (trying on a be53) why have I got cleavage in this?
JT: it's because this is holding you by squeezing your boobs down and together, if you want you can try the cup size up?
(later)
Cust: I'm still getting cleavage! I don't want to get stared at in the gym, I get enough of that already...

JT: I'm going to get a minion holder...
HP: she keeps calling me a minion!
EM: and apparently there is a specially developed holder to put you in...
JT: a minion holder...