The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Saturday, 16 July 2011

Saturday afternoon

Cust: I want an ivory strapless bra
KB: ok I'll get one (comes back with pnk1)
Cust: I don't like padding
KB: I'm really sorry but we don't do any without moulding as they just don't give the same level of support
Cust: (flicks through catalogue) I like this one (pnn2)
KB: ok well it's the same bra but with lace over it so if we try this on for size I can get it for you if we need another size or get that style in this size if it fits
Cust: I really like this one...
KB: do you want to try this on so we know what size you will need?
Cust: ohhhhhhhhhh... (pouts and has a mini strop)
KB: ok I'll see if I have it in this size and then we can try it on!


EM: can you cover me so I can go to the loo?
JT: urrrr...
(EM puts the radio over her head and manages to stroke her hair at the same time)
EM: nice, just gave you a little stroke...
JT: it's alright minion


Custs mum: that's a bit adult (mq61)
JT: she asked for moulded bras so I brought all the ones we had in her size
Cust mum: still, she's only a teenager you know... (custs mum flicks through catalogue) let's try something girly and pretty (picks out eloise bra and paige bra amongst others)
JT: (in stockroom tells EM what's happened so far) so her mums picked out these so there not so 'adult'... Let's go see her teenage nipples...
(later)
JT: all she can find is thongs... Gutted.
-because every teenager needs a see through bra set so there not in adult lingerie-


Cust: because I'm so full I can only wear full cup bras, you wouldn't understand, but I can only wear full cups... (she's a 32h)
JT: I'm a 30h
Cust: really? You look like an f if anything...


Cust walks out of the fitting rooms, JT says goodbye to her while wearing the electric zebra bikini over her clothes...




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