The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Monday, 11 July 2011

Hello?!?

Cust and her mum in a changing room EM can hear them talking

Cust: I dunno maybe I just need a different bra?
Cust mum: what do you want?
Cust: can you ask them for something padded in a 32ff...
(cust mum comes out and completely blanks EM, who is stood there facing the fitting rooms, and goes upstairs)
GP: (on radio) can you get a moulded bra in a 32ff
EM: (goes upstairs) what colour are you after?
GP: I don't think it matters, it's just for the lady trying on in number two to try on...
EM: ok...
(later mum comes back down)
Cust mum: the girl upstairs said you might have some White shirts in the stock room, could you have a look for my daughters size?
EM: what size is she looking for?
Cust mum: a 12 rc
(EM comes back with shirt)
EM: the closest one I had was a 12 super duper curvy
Cust mum: what does that mean?
EM: it's bigger than the really curvy by...
Cust mum: (interrupting) Emily! There's this one to try...
(later mum comes out again with the shirt)
Cust mum: this one was too big have you got another one?
EM: that was the closest one
Cust mum: did you have anything smaller?
EM: no. That was the smallest I had...
Cust mum: oh... It's too big...



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