The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Sunday, 3 July 2011

Race for brains day

Cust: I'm looking for a top that the girl upstairs said has been discontinued, I only bought it three weeks ago and it's not in this catalogue
EM: do you know what it's called?
Cust: she said that the 32g and gg had gone and I wanted a replacement as the one I had has faulty stitching but it's not in here and I only got it three weeks ago (flicks franticly through catalogue)
EM: that one is the high summer catalogue and it launched two weeks ago, did she tell you what it was called?
Cust: no but it's upstairs, it's got purple and turquoise spots on it
EM: is it Freya?
Cust: I don't know, it's a tankini...
EM: oh yes I know what one you mean... In that case it might be that those sizes have sold out from the company...
Cust: yes, probably... Do you have this blue bandeau dress here?
EM: yes we do
Cust: in a 32g or gg?
EM: its all done by dress sizes that one
Cust: there isn't a bra in it?
EM: no, the beach wear is designed to go over you swim wear...
Cust: oh, no. That's fine then. Don't worry...


Cust: (holding up blue palm leaf print dress) is this day wear or night wear?
EM: it depends on your fashion taste...
Cust: oh no, I meant is it a nightie?
EM: no, it's a dress...
(little bit confused as it's satin, are we???)


EM: can I help?
Cust: I... Want... To try this... (has bikini in her hand) do you have other styles down here?
EM: all the styles are upstairs but I do have more sizes in the stockroom...
Cust: (not listening to a word but starring at the mannequin with a bikini on) sorry what?
EM: we have more sizes in our stockroom but all the styles are upstairs
Cust: I quite like that one (points at mannequin) I'll just go and see if it's upstairs...
(cust comes down again without the bikini she pointed out and starts looking through the hanging rail and the crate)
EM: did you want to try that one? ('lipstick' Freya)
Cust: yes but I couldn't find the size upstairs
EM: we have more sizes in the stockroom, was there anything else upstairs that you had seen that you wanted to try?
Cust: oh I don't know, I'll go and have a look



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